Once upon a time there was a curious lizard.
Delbert, he is by name. He wasn't sure why they called him that.
The busy little blonds in his house seemed to favor every pet with this name.
This particular night he was feeling particularly curious.
He chose a particular wall to climb.
Up the wall he silently went.
Humm, a water cooler made a steady humming vibration close by.
Delbert, curious as ever, jumped over on the cooler and climbed to the very tip top.
There he had a high view of his whole room.
His beady little eyes twitched back and forth taking everything in.
Beside him was a shiny red cup. Pretty.
Delbert decided to climb up the cup and look inside.
Delbert decided to go down inside the cup.
What a fun place to hide.
And that is why mom screamed at 4am in the morning. All she wanted was to get a drink of water.